So Full Metal Alchemist is definitely my new thing. I've been trying to get into it for years, but only just recently succeeded what with the advent of having friends that own various forms of it.

The series is seriously amazing on like six different levels, but it has me bamboozled and I only manage to make a few predictions that actually turn out right.

My favorite part, though, might actually be after I finish reading a book or watching an episode, when my bain runs away from me for being so totally stupid.

Roy is totally my favorite character. So that means I have to make fun of him by any means necessary.

That means horse jokes, hot jokes, and KFC jokes are definitely in.

"Sure is a stud farm out east."

"He's not just hot, he's ON FIRE!"

"Yeah, we better get out of here before Colonel Sanders decides to fry us like the secret recipe chicken we are."

I know I'm going to anime hell for it, but I just can't help myself!

Then there's always "Lust is my favorite sin. Now make that not sound dirty."

And the fact that Maes Hughes is really sexy without his glasses, but he's incredibly amazing with them, so I suggested a monocle.

Anime Hell for sure.

The Manga Lust is my favorite sin, but I love the Anime Greed.

And my favorite characters always die. Greed is gone, Lust is gone, Hughes is gone, and don't tell me if anything happens to Mustang, because that would suck. I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.